Truth in Advertising

40-something teenage male
seeking 20-something
chick with perfect hourglass shape
and even more perfect BJ technique
Must also have
NO expectations and
even fewer standards
to help me recapture
that Youth I missed
while I was raising my younger siblings
and running interference with
my mother's alcoholic boyfriends.
I want fun, fun, fun - -

so if you want anything more

don't call me. . . . .